SOME GAS SAVING TIPS FROM WWW.MSN.COM
Check Your Air Filter
A clean air filter can improve gas mileage by as much as 10
percent, and nearly one in four cars needs an air filter replacement.
Cost Savings: 28 cents a gallon.
Straighten Up
Poor alignment not only causes tires to wear out more quickly,
but also forces your engine to work harder, which can reduce
fuel economy by as much as 10 percent.
Cost Savings: 28 cents a gallon.
Tune Up
A properly tuned engine can improve mileage by 4 percent.
Cost Savings: 11 cents a gallon.
Pump 'em Up
More than one quarter of vehicles have improperly inflated
tires. The average under-inflation of 7.5 pounds causes a loss
of 2.8 percent in fuel efficiency.
Cost Savings: 8 cents a gallon.
Check Your Cap
It is estimated that nearly 17 percent of cars on the road have
broken or missing gas caps, which not only reduces gas mileage but may harm the environment.
Cost Savings: 2 cents per gallon.
Slow Down
For every 5 mph you reduce highway speed, you can reduce fuel
consumption by 7 percent.
Cost Savings: 19 cents, by reducing speed from 70 mph to 65 mph.
Drive More Smoothly
The more smoothly you accelerate and decelerate, the better your
gas mileage, with potential gas savings of 33 percent on the
highway and 5 percent around town.
Cost Savings: 48 cents a gallon.
Lighten Up
For every 100 extra pounds carried around, your vehicle loses
1 to 2 percent in fuel efficiency.
Cost Savings: 4 cents a gallon, per 100 pounds of weight removed.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
THE WONKY DONKY!
THE WONKY DONKY …
Have fun with your drunk friends! (Try telling this one after a few drinks!)
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind,wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a
Bus?
Very talented!
Have fun with your drunk friends! (Try telling this one after a few drinks!)
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind,wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a
Bus?
Very talented!
Monday, April 7, 2008
A man's honesty thru Song...Very funny! (rated PG-13 for language)
See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
Bad places to get dumped
BAD PLACES TO GET DUMPED
When it comes time to dump your man/woman, where you do it is almost as important as how you do it.
If you make a mistake and call things off in the wrong place, it will be almost impossible to bow out gracefully. At best, you'll be embarrassed. At worst, you could be maimed.
According to AskMen.com, here's a list of some of the worst places to end a relationship:
At your house -- You never want to give them an opportunity to break your things. Also, it eliminates your ability to walk away -- literally. You're stuck. Go to her house, which would allow you to make a run for it when you choose.
On vacation -- A no-brainer. Ruining a trip is just stupid -- and a waste of money. If you're stuck on vacation with asomeone you want to dump, pretend you love them, try to get them to do some kinky stuff in bed, then dump them when you get home.
On a plane -- Again, in this post-911 world, a no-brainer. You don't need a hysterical chick freaking out on you in a 747. There are armed Air Marshals up there in the sky with you. The last thing you want is to get their attention.
In the car -- This is the most dangerous place to dump, especially if he/she wasn't expecting it. You want to kill the relationship -- not yourself.
At a bar -- Dumping omeone while hopped up on booze means you're not bringing your A-game. Nobody needs extra doses of drama -- or a drunken audience.
In a restaurant -- You would think this would be a great place to dump someone. It's face-to-face and reasonably quiet. And, even though they are getting dumped, you'd think they’d be happy to get at least one more free meal out of the relationship. (Double desserts!) The problem is there's no privacy -- and there's the potential for that gawking audience again.
Text - Ditching them with a text, e-mail, Facebook wall post, or over the phone is for boys. Be a man. Show up and dump her in person. Then, and only then, can you walk with pride to the next singles bar to start scamming on new chicks.
When it comes time to dump your man/woman, where you do it is almost as important as how you do it.
If you make a mistake and call things off in the wrong place, it will be almost impossible to bow out gracefully. At best, you'll be embarrassed. At worst, you could be maimed.
According to AskMen.com, here's a list of some of the worst places to end a relationship:
At your house -- You never want to give them an opportunity to break your things. Also, it eliminates your ability to walk away -- literally. You're stuck. Go to her house, which would allow you to make a run for it when you choose.
On vacation -- A no-brainer. Ruining a trip is just stupid -- and a waste of money. If you're stuck on vacation with asomeone you want to dump, pretend you love them, try to get them to do some kinky stuff in bed, then dump them when you get home.
On a plane -- Again, in this post-911 world, a no-brainer. You don't need a hysterical chick freaking out on you in a 747. There are armed Air Marshals up there in the sky with you. The last thing you want is to get their attention.
In the car -- This is the most dangerous place to dump, especially if he/she wasn't expecting it. You want to kill the relationship -- not yourself.
At a bar -- Dumping omeone while hopped up on booze means you're not bringing your A-game. Nobody needs extra doses of drama -- or a drunken audience.
In a restaurant -- You would think this would be a great place to dump someone. It's face-to-face and reasonably quiet. And, even though they are getting dumped, you'd think they’d be happy to get at least one more free meal out of the relationship. (Double desserts!) The problem is there's no privacy -- and there's the potential for that gawking audience again.
Text - Ditching them with a text, e-mail, Facebook wall post, or over the phone is for boys. Be a man. Show up and dump her in person. Then, and only then, can you walk with pride to the next singles bar to start scamming on new chicks.
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