Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Seminars I found in the NWTC Registration pamphlet

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN . . . . . .
- Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV- Doing Housework Without Complaining- Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge- Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look Fat?"- Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother- Sex: Learning How to Initiate- The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle- Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World- Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours- Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases- Nagging: Stop the Insanity!

SEMINARS FOR MEN .....
- You Too Can Do Housework- P.M.S: Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut- How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray- Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM- Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception- You, The Weaker Sex- Reasons To Give Flowers- How To Stay Awake After Sex- Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom- You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try- The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost- The Remote Control; Overcoming Your Dependency- Fluffing the Blankets After Farting: Why it Doesn't Work