Monday, March 2, 2009

Birth Order

Did you know a guy's birth order could have a big affect on his
personality and your relationship?

A firstborn: He's dependable, conscientious, and a caring guy,
one you can rely on for logical advice and support.

A middle child: He has the ability to get along with everyone.
He's also really attuned to your feelings and super thoughtful.
But as laid-back as he may be, he can demand lots of TLC and major
reassurance.

Youngest: He tends to be a loving, outgoing, freethinking charmer.
He's a great storyteller and great at cocktail parties. However he
can be flaky, leaving you to make all the weekend plans.

An only child: He's a driven guy who'll be totally devoted. But
since he never had to share his parents' love and attention or
any possessions with siblings, he may be self-centered and
possessive of belongings.

That all sounds about right ... But what about a more cynical
approach to the Birth Order Blues?

First born: He got everything first ... so he will be the first to
cheat, lie, and steal your best friend's heart. Proceed with caution.

The middle child: The middle child expects nothing, because he was
always overlooked by his parents. Unfortunately, this attitude spills
over into his relationships and you'll get nothing too.

Youngest: Since he got most of the loving attention because he was
the baby in the family, he'll be a baby in your relationship as well
and will need to be coddled and placated.

An only child: This guy may be your best bet -- since no one was
around to corrupt him -- YOU can do the honors.