MARRIAGE QUOTES …
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage certificate: just another word for a work permit.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Getting married is very much like buying a car...
You get what you want, and when you see what the other guy has,
you wish you had ordered that model instead.
When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
after marriage, it's called self-defense.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.