Why are you still single? Maybe because you...
Have written poetry inside a Starbucks.
Hug amusement park mascots.
Scream out Wheel of Fortune answers.
Sleep on WWF sheets
Posed shirtless for your MySpace page.
Have a 'lucky' garter hanging from your rearview mirror.
Call October Rocktober.
Keep a dream journal
Have more than zero stuffed animals on your bed.
Have taken a course on improving your oral sex technique.
Have a screensaver of you posing with your Frisbee golf bros.
Get visibly angry during Apple vs. PC debates.
Phone in long distance radio dedications.
Believe the mouth is self cleaning.